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These signs used toappear alonside the highway, each sign containing onesentence of a longer slogan. So you would drive by and thekids would all read aloud each of the signs. (And those kidsare now in their '60s.)
Anyway, some of these can be prettyfun, though it pays to pause between each line and imagineyourself rumbling down an old 2-lane road, top down on theChevy convertable, watching America roll by.. .
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_____(Greek)
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100 customers
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Your skin
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Holler!
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Dunk bearded lovers
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You see
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At the whisker base
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Gone sky high
Half a dollar
Still will buy
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The kisses
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A radio joke
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Hardly a driver
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On hills
At 75
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Growing old
Nonsense!
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At a bazaar
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Take it slow
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Baby said
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Slow down
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I forgot my
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Reserved in hades
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Bridegroom
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Scratchy whiskers
Homicide
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Good to the last strop
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Said Juliet
To Romeo
If you
Won't shave
Go homeo
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If caution ceases
You are apt
To rest
In pieces
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Jokes aside
Don't be content
Until you've
Tried
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Hale and hearty
By driving 80
Home from
The party
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Imitations
Send 'em to
Your wife's
Relations
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With scratchy face
He only
Got one day
Of Grace!
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Pigskin hero
Bristly Kiss
Hero
Zero
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Take it from me
There's so
Much in it
The last half's free
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The gals forgot
His line
Was smooth
His chin was not
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Back on the shelf
The darn thing
Needs a
Shave itself
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One who hits
The bottle
To let another
Use the throttle
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On curve or hill
If the cops
Don't get you
Morticians will
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You'll never click
Bewhiskered
Like a
Bolshevik
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Like bright
Pink socks
Puts any romance
On the rocks
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On any trip
Keep two things
Within your grip
Your steering wheel and
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To those behind
They don't know
What's in
Your mind
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Is forced
To dwell
In the only place
Where they don't sell
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Would irk a saint
You hope they are
What you know
They ain't
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Are picked
For pickles
No peach picks
A face that prickles
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Are in
Their backs
Get halos crossing
Railroad tracks
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A birthday kiss
Awaits
The woman
Who gives this
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Then pat
Now shave
That's
That
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Here's
A good deed
For a scout
Tell your dad
All about
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The turn
Car was whizz'n
Fault was her'n
Funeral his'n
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The dear
Who shops around
That half a buck
Buys half a pound
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The hairbrush
By mistake
She thought it was
Her husband Jake
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Umbrella
For parachute
Now rejects
Every substitute
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Your elbow
Out so far
It might go home
In another car
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Sailor
And marine
Now get a shave
That's quick and clean
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If you'd
Be spared
Trains don't whistle
Because they're scared
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Shaving brushes
Are made
We'll still shave
Without their aid
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Your ties
And car
It's time to buy
An extra jar
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Whisker
At the base
No ingrown hair
On neck or face
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That is news
If face
Scares doggie
Better use
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Look each way
A harp sounds nice
But it's
Hard to play
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But oh how bitter!
To love a gal
And then
Not git 'er
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All over the map
For no one
Sits on
The engineer's lap
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Pickle picker
Kissed his gal
His beard
Would prick 'er
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A maiden's prayer
Is a man
Most anywhere
Using
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Every season
You've read
The rhyme
Now try the reason
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Dashes
From by-ways
Cause crashes
On highways
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Resemble
Tail-chasing pup
Follow and follow
But never catch up
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Bar
To Car
To
Gates ajar
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Fills you
With zip
Then your sipper
Needs a zipper
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Stated fully
She went wild
When he
Went wooly
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Pa likes the cream
Ma likes the jar
Both like
The price
So there you are
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Let's
Rehearse
All together
"Good morning, Nurse!"
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Taxes
Soaring rents
Still half a pound
For fifty cents
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A crossing
Without looking
Who will eat
His widow's cooking?
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Driver snoozing
What happened next
Is not
Amusing
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Of shaving aids
But all you need
Is this
And blades
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So tickled
Ma thot
He was pickled
He'd just tried
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Now full grown
Has cooling system
All his own
He uses
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Don't know
Whose signs
These are
You can't have
Driven very far
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And Hirohito
Look as sick as
Old Benito
Buy defense bonds
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Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
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It won't soften
Shave 'em close
And not
So often
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On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
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In army pack
Was straw that broke
The rookie's back
Use brushless
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Should hold on
To her youth
But not
When he's driving
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Shoulder a gun
But you can shoulder
The cost of one
Buy defense bonds
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The drunks
Who drive on Sunday
Some are stil
Alive on Monday
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"Maneuvers begin
When you get
Those whiskers
Off your chin"
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Like unseen barter
Often make one
Sad
But smarter
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Know ease
And speed
Their shaving kits
Hold what they need
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May be true,
But
Did you hear
What he called you?
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Means money lent
So they
Don't cost you
One red cent
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It's quite clear
The yanks aren't coming
The yanks are here
Use brushless
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Every shaver
Now can snore
Six more minutes
Than before
By using
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Half pound jar 50c
Big tube 35c
Don't put it off
Put it on
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For
Half a dollar
Spread on thin
Above the collar
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You'll soon see 'em
On the shelf
In some
Museum
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Misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave
Shoot the brute some
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Old Spanish custom
Take your mug
And brush
And bust 'em
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Early to rise
Was meant for those
Old fashioned guys
Who don't use
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Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin -- Use
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With hairy ears
On wiry whiskers
Used tin shears
Until they found
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Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
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And rough
From wind and wave
Your cheek grows sleek
With
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Is never let in
Because of the hair
On his
Chinny-chin-chin
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She raised cain
When he raised stubble
Guess what
Smoothed away
Their trouble?
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Many make
Rely on horn
Instead of
Brake
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That we gather
The swing is to
No brush
No lather
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Do his stuff
With a face that's sore
Or a chin
That's rough
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Then apply it
Then advise
Their friends
To try it
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Signs blur
And bounce around
You'd better park
And walk to town
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A clever verse
I tried
And tried
But just
Got worse
A mile a minute
But there ain't
No future
In it
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Nothing to lose
But a nap
At the wheel
Is a permanent snooze
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Is more pleasant
Since
He got this
Birthday present
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He gave a trial
It took off
Nothing
But his smile
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It shaves so slick
It feels
Like velvet
And it's quick
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More fun
To go by air
If we could put
These signs up there
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But not his chin
He took her out
She took him in
To buy some
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Enhance their
Chance
To highball home
In an ambulance
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Cross the street?
She sees a guy
She'd like to meet
He uses
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He wed
Let out a whoop
Felt his chin and
Flew the coop
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In peace
Proven in war
Better now
Than ever before
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On wheel
Eyes on road
That's the skillful
Driver's code
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You've used
Our cream
Now try our blades
Pair up the best
In shaving aids
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Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
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Could cook
He had his doubts
Until she creamed
His bristle sprouts with
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"If he won't
Dim his
I won't
Dim mine"
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Who longs
To roam and prowl
Should shave before
He starts to howl
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Driver in tree
Moon was full
And so
Was he
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Play this game
Construct
A jingle
With this name
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That promise perfection
Are like
Some candidates
After election
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You must choose
Give him
One that
He can use
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Whiskers
Need no trimmin'
He kisses kids
Not the wimmin
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Delivers a boy
Our whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joy
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We've sold
Six million others
We still can't sell
Those coughdrop brothers
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Our happy
Brushless throng
Six million users
Can't be wrong
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How much
You love that gal
But use both hands
For driving, pal
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Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
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Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
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The bald man said
It keeps my face
Just like
My head
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Out with
Junior's date
Old technique
With brand new bait
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In your grip
You've always
Got a
Finger tip
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A hearty squeeze
Get our
Female
Anti-freeze
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Have their place
If you could
Substitute
Your face
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Dog house
Dog sees chin
Dog gets out
Man gets in
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Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little violet
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O'er the nation
Here is one
That missed
Inflation
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Improvement
In many a year
For cleaning teeth
Is finally here
Burma-Vita Tooth Powder
Great events
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Proudly presents
Another fine product
Burma-Vita Tooth Powder
Your tooth brush
Dip in jar
And you'll enjoy
Cleaner teeth by far
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Down the drain
By missing brush
With faulty aim
A dip does it
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Low expense
Your druggist
Sells it
40 cents
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And stale breath too
Are two
Of the things
It takes from you
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Road
Was slippery
Curve was sharp
White robe, halo
Wings and harp
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Smart and clean
Space between
Spoiled the scene
He should use
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His girl's applause
Must act
Not look
Like Santa Claus
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Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin--use
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Was high
Weather was not
Tires were thin
X marks the spot
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A daily lather
Once you've tried
We're sure
You'd rather
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She likes
Your bristles
Walk bare-footed
Through some thistles
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You shave
The brushless way
The more you'll be
Inclined to say--
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Imitations
Send 'em to
Your wife's
Relations
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No place
To sleep
Stop your car
To count your sheep
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Some folks
Save through speed
They never even
Live to need
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Heed instructions!
Protect
our little
Tax deductions
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Political views
All good parties
Always
Choose
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Of Paul
For beer
Led to a
Warmer hemisphere
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How fast or slow
You drive
The question is
How you arrive
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On hills and curves
Is not a man
Of iron nerves--
He's crazy!
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These signs
Since just a kid
Now that I shave
I'm glad I did
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Know how
To split an atom
But as to whiskers
Let us at 'em
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With the hives
Now can
Shave with
Carving knives
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Their whiskers out
That's what made
Them wild
No doubt--
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Don't listen
Pop is trying
A substitute
Instead of buying
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Has lost her Jeep
It struck
A truck
When she went to sleep
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A miss
A car--a curve
He kissed the miss
And missed the curve
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Easy come,
You know
Why not make them
Easy go?
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Bargain hunters
Gather 'round
For fifty cents
Still
Half a pound
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No price increase
Gone sky high
Half a dollar
Still will buy
Half pound jar
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No price increase
To Pumpkin Holler
Still
Half a pound
For half a dollar
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No price increase
Improvement
Since the war
Is now on sale
In your drug store
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No price increase
Still
35 cents
Easy shaving
Low expense
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No price increase1949
Leap year's over
You're safe, men
All you cowards
Can shave again
With brushless
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The train
And tried to duck it
Kicked first the gas
And then the bucket
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For face
And chin
Now improved
With lanolin
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Was loved
By just his mother
He Burma-Shaved
And now--
Oh, brother
With whiskey
Don't drive
'Cause it's
Risky
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Was long
And strong and tough
He lost his
Chicken in the rough
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And just for fun
We'll let you
Finish
What we've begun
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On the set
Stars are
Running out
To get
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Pressed to hers
Jeepers! Creepers!
How she purrs
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Who have to
Travel light
Find the handy tube
Just right
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Tried
That substitute
He's 1/3 man
And 2/3 brute
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A steaming towel
And mug and brush
And language foul
'Til he tried
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Must sample
Her "pucker paint"
Better drive
Where traffic ain't
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Swell shaves before
Now you'll like it
Even more
The new--improved
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The road
To change a flat
Protect your life--
No spare for that!
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And rough
From wind and wave
Your cheek
Grows sleek with
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Of brushin' soap on
Gramps coulda painted
The pentagon
Use brushless
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Prevent most accidents
Courtesy
Caution
Common sense
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To another
Can't get tough
With this stuff
Brother
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reads these signs
Each day
You see, he gets
His corn that way
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And smooth
Your tender skin
It's now improved
With lanolin
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The school boy cried
At least
I'll smell
As if I tried
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Forests to dust
Keep Minnesota green
Or we'll
All go bust
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Forests to dust
Keep Wisconsin green
Or we'll
All go bust
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His cheek
Was rough
His chick vamoosed
And now she won't
Come home to roost
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One-eyed car
We all wonder
WHERE
You are
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Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny
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Super-shaved
Remember, pard
You'll still get slapped
But not so hard
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So what'll we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
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On curves
You know
Is only at
A beauty show
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For the one
You adore
May not make her mad
But her face will be sore
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Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom
We gladly
Dedicate
To men who've had
No date of late
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Keeps out
Of reach
Better practice
What we preach
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Who drives
A car wide open
Is not thinkin'
He's just hopin'
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A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
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Put Jonah
Down the hatch
But coughed him up
Because he scratched
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Roses are pink
On graves
Of those
Who drive and drink
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Campaign
Confusing
Babies kiss me
Since I've been using
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Keeping faces clean
And nobody knows
De stubble
I've seen
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Kiss you
Like she useter?
Perhaps she's seen
A smoother rooster!!
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Knowing
How to pick 'em
If your half-shaved
Whiskers stick 'em
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To cross
As fast train neared
Death didn't draft him
He volunteered
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Raced 80 per
They hauled away
What had
Ben Her
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Flood your face
With kisses
'Cause you smell
So darn delicious
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In tube
Or jar
Then follow up
With our new star
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And a tang
That starts
The day off
With a bang
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An ocean breeze
For after shaving
It's sure
To please
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Morning
Pep and bounce
A brand new product
We announce
Burma-Shave Lotion
Take one whiff
And purr--
It's no wonder
Men prefer
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Was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh! Louise!
He smelled so nice
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I'd heard
It praised
By drug store clerks
I tried the stuff
Hot dog! It works
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Reason clear
Fireman
Never hugs
Engineer
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Remember, kiddo
They don't pay you
They pay
Your widow
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Says she
Feels smooth as satin
Ha! Ha! Says he
That's mine you're pattin'
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May do
For lads with fuzz
Bur sir, you ain't
The kid you wuz
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His beard
And said no dice
The wedding's off--
I'll COOK the rice
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Whistle squealing
Pause!
Avoid that
Rundown feeling!
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Your face
Is stinger free
You'd better let
Your honey be
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Red skin
Bit the dust
When Pa tried
What these signs discussed
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For which
The grand stand roots
Is not made up
Substi-toots!
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To her
Reckless dear
Let's have less bull
And lots more steer
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Has sprung
The grass has riz
Where last year's
Careless drivers is
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It's a honey
Best squeeze play
For love
Or money
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Distance
To him was bunk
They pulled him out
Of some guy's trunk
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Can do
More harm
Than city fellers
On a farm
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Scratched
Bridget's nose
That's when
Her wild irish rose
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Lets his
Whiskers sprout
It's trains--not girls
That he takes out
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That's rough
And overgrown
is better than
A chaperone
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Don't you know
Great bangs
From little
Binges grow?
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He's a wolf
Said riding hood
But Grandma dear,
He smells so good
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The wife
Who keeps on
Being kissed
Always heads
Her shopping list
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Lonesome
Or just blind--
This guy who drives
So close behind?
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Walked
Back home by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
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Kissin'?
Perhaps your thrush
Can't get thru
The underbrush--try
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Whiskers
Tickle Nancy
Nancy lowered the boom
On Clancy!
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Where barbed wire
Bristles stand
Is bound to be
A no ma'ams land
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Face soft
As woman's touch
Yet doesn't cost you
Near as much
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Provide you
With a date
But we do supply
The best darn bait
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Is shaved
So neat and trim
Red Riding Hood
Is chasing him
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For faces
Chapped and sore
Keeps 'em comin'
Back for more
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Tomato
Was the mushy type
Until his beard
Grew over-ripe
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Latest
Neophyte
Signalled left
Then turned right
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Less speed per mile
That car
May have to
Last a while
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A kiss
He had the knack
But lacked the cheek
To get one back
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Grandpa
Look so trim
The local
Draft board's after him
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She said
To her bristly beau
"I'd rather
Eat the mistletoe"
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Is wed
His violet blew
But his sugar is sweet
Since he took this cue
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When you
Try to pass
The guy in front
Goes twice as fast?
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A bullet
Thru his hat
But he's had
Closer shaves than that
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Generals
Privates 1st class
Show equal rank
In the looking-glass
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When you lay
Those few cents down
You've bought
The smoothest
Shave in town
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Are like a girdle
They find some jobs
They just
Can't hurdle
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La mejor afeitada ("The best shave" -- Spanish)
The best shave
In any language
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And often quoted
But it's shaves
Not signs
For which we're noted
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Have to
Travel light
Find the 35 cent tube
Just right
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McDonald
That needed charm
Hello Hollywood
Good-by farm
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That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
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The curve
Lickety-split
It's a beautiful car
Wasn't it?
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Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
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Kept his chin
More tidy
He might have found
A lady Friday
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As you ride by
Now don't
You think
It's time to try
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Will please
Your Jill
A little jack
For this jar will
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Chap
With cheeks of tan
Won't let 'em chap
When he's a man
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Is what
You crave
Then get
A tuba
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Is forced
To dwell
In the only place
Where they don't sell
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Makes the
Gardener's daughter
Plant her tu-lips
Where she oughter
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The price
No matter how new
The best safety device
In your car is you
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His kitten
To pet and purr
She eyed his puss
And screamed "What fur!"
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Whiskers
In the town
We hold 'em up
You mow 'em down
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Are not
For laughs alone
The face they save
May be your own
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Was brave and strong
And willin'
She felt his chin--
Then wed the villain
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No ifs or buts
Just drive
Like every one else
Is nuts!
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Dinah doesn't
Treat him right
But if he'd
Shave
Dyna-mite!
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Shaving job
To joy
You gotta use
The real McCoy
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The beard
That Nature gave
It shaves
Like down with
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Whiskers
Needed reaping
That's what kept
His Lena leaping
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Smoulders yet
Because
He flipped
A cigaret
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Cost so small
Coolest
Smoothest
Shave of all
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Sakes alive
Ma missed signs
Four
And five
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It ain't too late
He's gone
To git
Some widder bait
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A trip
To Mars
For 900
Empty jars
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A birthday kiss
Awaits
The woman
Who gives this
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Just like Louise
You get
A thrill
From every squeeze
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One look at Jim
And threw the peanuts
Back at him
He needed
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Can let you down
Quicker
Than a
Strapless gown
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Without
A sting
That big blue tube
Has everything
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Can't be wrong
Who keep
Their husbands
Right along in
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Its cooling
Power
Refreshes like
An April shower
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All day through
Face feels
Cool and
Smoother too
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Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin
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Your
Time
Not
Your life
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Means go slow
That old bull
Is some
Cow's beau
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Misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave?
Shoot the brute some
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The draftee
Tried a tube
And purred
Well whaddya know
I've been defurred
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Will never fail
To stamp
Its user
First class male
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Nothing worse
They put
The quart
Before the hearse
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With whiskers
'Neath their noses
Oughta have to kiss
Like eskimoses
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Who's bald
On top
Wish I could
Rotate the crop
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Try passing
On a slope
Unless you have
A periscope
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When you can't see
May get you
A glimpse
Of eternity
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To mere chance
That's why
Belts are
Sold with pants
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Pa ain't
No whiz
But he knows how
To keep Ma his
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Used to stand
Where a
Lighted match
Got out of hand
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Keep it fitter
Or "baby"
Will get
Another sitter
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A day
Or two
Then don't call her--
She'll call you
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In the
Human race
Can have a
Million dollar face
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Are your
Favorite flower
Keep pushin' up those
Miles-per-hour
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To check gas tank
That's why
They call him
Skinless frank
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